A Dream Reader: the Man who comes back to life as Organ Harvesters Watch on. Happy ER!

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Hey, that's not a still life drawing !

Hey, that’s not a still life drawing !

 

It can happen and what a happy documentary! A motorcycle driver flips his bike over and over and he is rushed to surgery. Brain dead

is the prognosis. Unfortunately he’s placed on life support. The Doctors check their watches and have a debate over the correct amount

of time to wait before the anxious harvesters can snap up the goodies. His Dad is a bit late providing his son with the extra time to come

to his senses, proving that being late is not always a bad thing.
His Mom thought she felt something, right The patient looks down at his body, and says he was yelling but no one heard. When Dad arrived

the man jumped up and asked, Did I miss something? Well, almost.

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They live in my comouter.

They live in my computer.

Girls

Girls

1-P1010109 I’m sure this is from an opera at Music Hall . Can anyone recognize the characters and they are characters./caption]

They dance in my computer 125$Can you name this opera?   10 $off

It’s a Human Debate said Wiser, Anyone can be a Scientist, even with a +G rating

Wiser asks: what happens when you put a cat in the micro wave? in the washing machine? or dryer?
I don’t have any of the above so I can’t experiment. How do we know that a theory is true?

You Are So. You Are A hologram,

You Are So. You Are A hologram,-scientific-blogger-turns-around-a-stray-functioning-human-being.

 

Since I became a blogger my IQ amassed the highest score

I comment on everything , I go for the core
This student is brilliant, all seven glossary terms were in her reply today
It must have rubbed off, because you all get an A

The scientific method of observation
Will problem solve itself with enough masturbation
My hypothesis is that the rate of speed
Can accelerate the ejaculation and need to seed

Dog poop is a solid ,can you use a cat hiss
To speed up the process and change it into piss
A bunsen burner heats it up, now it is a gas
Then channel it to go back up the canine’s ass?

Excrement may led to an experiment that’s weary: what happens when you put a cat in the micro wave? in the washing machine? or dryer?
I don’t have any of the above so I can’t experiment. How do we know
But Einstein and I can channel an outer space theory.

wiser

 

 

I appreciate getting comments, but since OSB is G-rated, I could not approve your comment.

Thank you for replying back to me and for the offer, but I’m not looking for contributors at this time.

Regards,

Heather with a Poll,

 

 My reply:  I could sacrifice my acting career, especially after that last play.
 A Scientific Blogger turns around a Stray Functioning Human Being.  This does sound like something I would say.

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To Act vs. ? said the Actrice, Did I Agree to This ? I Quit!

I can’t believe it, she said to herself. Her Mother and sister were right. She should have joined summer theater and left it at that.

              But no, the impossible was always possible in her world and stubborn as she could be, she knew she would not admit defeat until death.

Well at least I’m acting. So silently she justified her first role as a desperate …

  Scene 1 Actors on Stage . enter stage left,  down stage .

The Master’s Voice:                    Rochester, throw her out immediately.

Rochester:                                 Yes suh, It’s done.

Under her breathe, in between screams, she says, This  is a part , my part, Argh.
 

What a role. Kicked out by the butler, tears as she realizes her plight.

What a role. Kicked out by the butler, tears as she realizes her plight.

I QUIT!